What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 01:42

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
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Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
A View to a Kill
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Have you been with a stranger yet?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What are some common examples of human hypocrisy?
Live and Let Die
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why does Africa have all mineral resources but she is suffering economically?